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A note on Britney Spears.

Does anyone else find it odd that one who adored for her body has committed acts against her body? That one, who since her late teens, has been gawked at, gazed upon, honored for her looks is trying to destroy them. The tattoos, the shaving, and the piece de resistance, piercing the very vagina the world so happily devoured with their eyes no more than a month ago. Is it a coincidence that such a young woman would set out to destroy the very device that binds her, her very own body? The abject manifestation of the gaze of the world, set upon her, staring like hungry lions, we watch her body and we watch as she destroys it. Did the eyes of America not pierce your cunt enough? Did the gawking public not mark your body with their object fantasies already? She has taken our beloved object and made it a pierced and scarred embodiment of her dissatisfaction, a mutilation of our harmonious misogyny.

It’s okay Brit. Smile big, go through rehab, get some laser surgery to remove the tats, grow your hair back, get the metal out of your clitoris, and they will gladly devour you once more with  their starving eyes…..
We will forgive you, so long as you submit again to be our Britney, and not yours.