“BRING ME YOUR WINTER AND WE WILL ANNIHILATE THEM!” -me

America, the bike has undergone a wonderful transformation. From her previous form of summer fun and dry asphalt, through a metamorphoses to the mean winter bride you see before you now. She has been reborn – America: the Destroyer, the bike.

The full fenders are gone. They were getting in the way of greatness. Besides, in a full Portland downpour shit’s getting wet…fenders or not. Both wheels out-fitted with some mean 700Cx30 cross tires.

So whilst you wieners are sliding across the leave piles at 5mph, fearing for your lives, I will be sending those leaves straight to hell, and a little bit of mud with em too.

P.S. Damn, my shit is legit.