Max is NOW!

Well, those crazy hippies have done it again. Wait…again? No, I guess those crazy hippies have just done this for the first time? Oh well, they’ve done IT and that’s all that matters.

Introducing Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, an unlicensed spin-off of the highly popular Nintendo-native game series, Cooking Mama. (Yes, probably an oncoming lawsuit)

Yes, that’s right, PETA tried to make a game that taught kids the horror of killing animals. There’s only one thing they didn’t factor in….that the game would be so awesomely fun! I’ve played the game quite a bit in the last two days, and it’s seriously fun. The videos and general proselytizing are easy enough to avoid. And boy, who ever thought cutting up, gutting, stuffing, and cooking things could be so fun.

In many ways this game is more fun than Cooking Mama, because it is WAY more graphic. Sorry PETA, but you’ve really just made me think how FUN killing animals can be.

PETA, I’m not sure if you guys actually have a sense of humor or not, between the crying and so on that you are represented with so often. But, well, thanks. Thanks for the super fun kill-a-tainment!

EDIT: MOMMA HAS RESPONDED - http://kotaku.com/5093315/cooking-mama-responds-to-peta