An email address to my entire office email list:
Dear friends,
Now, I can understand the difficulty with peeing INTO the toilet 100% of the time. I “get” that sometimes you’re running late and need to almost run me over in the parking lot. And I’ve come to terms with the fact that yelling a 20 minute [...]

For the past 2 years ( or couple decades for the dude’s who mess’ed in the 90s) there has been a dark shadow looming over “bike culture” around the globe. This shadow’s grim outlook and general proctological discomfort fuels his grueling critique of the hippest of hip alternative bike stuffs; a battle against the forces [...]

Hey everybody, FREAK OUT!!!!!
That’s right, Swine Flu is here in Oregon. I won’t link to the article as I don’t want to add to this ridiculous hysteria. You can google it yourself.
It’s madness here in my office. Mass emails are being sent with the second-by-second coverage of how scared everyone is. Not to mention that [...]

There seems to be a common misunderstanding with older bicycles.
Most old, rusty bikes ARE old, rusty bikes.
Not vintage nor classic nor retro nor collectible.
You know those bikes that Walmart sells for real cheap? Imagine buying one of those in 40 years for twice its original price and calling it a “classic” or a “vintage” bike.
Sounds [...]

No one will get me any of these things. But a boy can dream.

A date with Barack Obama
He’s the leader of the free world. Plus we both smoke. So we can complain about the bar-smoking bans together right before I quit on Feb 9th.
Canon XL H1A
For shooting some of my thousands of video ideas. Not [...]

24 Hour Velo Vulture begins tomorrow, keeping me up all night with my teammate Joe. Above is a piece of the propoganda I have been spreading so as to intimidate and strike fear into the hearts of our opposition. The 1st place purse is a whopping $666, so we’re looking to take the turkey on [...]

…and full of spandex…

I’m an idiot for not blogging this earlier…. What was I thinking.

Check out the full intro and future epsiodes at BikeYourself.com

Sadly, the best action photo I think I’ve ever seen has come at the cost of one cyclist’s life and others injuries….

link – 1 Killed After Alleged Drunk Driver Plows Into Bike Race

Sometimes ad banners in my email are so targeted it scares me. Gmail actually crawls the content of your email to prompt the right advertising tiles.
However…..I have no idea how this one came up.
Apparently my emails would lead one to believe I am into meeting goth guys romantically, who also think they are vampires. Maybe [...]

Just a word from me to you.

Anything else would be dangerous…..

My most recent online experience. I’ve been steadily partaking in the conversations and activities of pdxfixed.com (local Fixed Gear and Single Speed community), and decided to help out with a sweet little customized google map.
Hooray for nudity!

I got my work installed in the gallery space last night.
Don’t forget!
“Intensions” at Worksound
SE 9th and Alder
Friday, April 4th
6pm Opening

I don’t normally blog about stuff like this, but I saw the news items and almost threw up on my computer (which is rare on Wednesdays).
Now I’m not the most reverent guy on the block, as a matter of fact I think I made some joke about my own mother’s vagina not 10 minutes ago. [...]