Dear Jasun Wurster,
You have failed, utterly and totally. You have climbed and you have fallen…far…and hard. I realize you did not turn over the signatures to authorities or release the real numbers as I saw support for your pitiful campaign. “We had over 30,000 signatures” yet you only have 3 facebook fans. (T-H-R-E-E facebook fans. [...]

Just kidding.
However the November 5th, 2008 issue, entitled “Obama”,  is selling for a stupid price on Ebay.
Check it: “New York Times Obama” Search on Ebay

Link: http://crooksandliars.com/media/play/qt/6743/23901
Finally, after the election is over and done with the McCain people are acknowledging what a tragedy Sarah Palin is. I’m glad they were going to potentially let her become the VP of America without letting their concern for her incompitence be known.
I’m leaving this as a minor news issue, since it does come [...]

A Google Maps prediction for 2012.
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In the words of Jon Stewart – “At 11 o’clock Eastern, Barack Obama is president.”
Yay.
We’re gonna be telling our kids about this day. This is the day a man walked across America and broke down the history of hate and fear. This is the day we will remember with joy when we call ourselves Americans. [...]

You’re done. But you’re still a classy dude.
Thanks for keeping it classy, and it was a decent speech.

Link: 7-election.com
Rewind to November, 2000. A huge upset in voting recounts is happening. All news network polls, third-party polls, just about every poll in existence for the Presidential election between W. Bush and Al Gore is proving to be terribly inconsistent. All the polls compared against each other are proving to have such widely varying [...]

Link: Stephen Colbert endorses Obama (thanks to Jon for the link)
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Take that McCain!

With Halloween approaching in three days, I thought I could help some of you less sexually fortunate people enjoy the holiday. Everybody talks about Halloween as a fun, costumed night of candy collecting and scary stories. But the truth is obvious. Halloween is just another holiday to try and look cool enough to get a [...]

Link: http://www.republicansforobama.org
MY new favorite website.

Link: Joe McCain Call 911 for “bad” traffic (watch the vid, hilarious.)

In the true spirit of Chris Farley (see Black Sheep), Joe McCain has further shamed the McCain campaign. I love when people on the fridnges of the lime light make complete assholes of themselves. It makes me feel like my life ain’t so rough.
God. [...]

This is possibly the best/worst thing I’ve seen all week.
Please enjoy responsibly.

Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off – Watch more free videos

Obama link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7675927.stm
McCain link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7676055.stm
This campaign has been a real vicious beast at times. It’s actually nice to see both candidates take a leave from their campaigns at this New York fundraiser, sit in the same room with each other and actually share a few laughs.
Maybe the country can learn from this, and we can [...]

Angry sex is disputably the best. Say what you will of those sweet kisses, sweaty tussles in the hay, and steamy jacuzzi sessions….but nothing will ever match the joy of that hot-headed horizontal hustle. And this got me thinking….maybe that’s all America needs to really settle these swing states like Ohio. The debates don’t seem [...]

Link: Bailout Bill Includes Bike Commuters – Bailout for Wooden Arrows

So the bailout got approved, as I hear. And something glorious has happened. Not only are bike commuters granted a trickle-down tax break, but wooden arrow manufacturers in Oregon are getting mad money too!
You know what this means right?
Bike Commuters – Excited!
Archery Enthusiasts – Excited!
Bike [...]

Link: http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2008/09/sarah-palin-pla.html
Brilliant!!!!
Thanks to those geniuses who thought this up. From last I read on another blog, the count of “thank yous” going out to Sarah Palin is quite a lot.

Tropical Storm Gustav has been named as McCain’s running mate!!!

Just kidding. However, the real choice was slightly more ridiculous. And a tad bit less experienced than this soon-to-be hurricane.
Welcome to Sarah Palin, you’re a token choice to manipulate the minds of small town, middle americans.
Check out Google News

link: http://jonnypockets.com/blog/?p=215
Jon made a shirt for the Obama Tshirt comp.