Me, cause they’re full of awesome shit. For instance, this last Saturday.

Let’s start with the essential materials:
Smokes, Amelia, a Pile of Boxes, and one very nice Razor Blade.

Most people think you need to go to bars or clubs… but leave it to the master and I won’t steer you wrong. So, Amelia and I eat some grub and hang for a bit. (FYI: Instant Miso and Udon is great)

I get to thinking that this here pile of cardboard boxes aren’t going to do much but take up space unless I do something effing cool with em. So I get to cutting…

And, voila, instant cool.

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FULL BOX-ROBOT AWESOME!

Then come the Philip K. Dick inspired pieces….
aka the Hipster Androids..

“Do android hipsters dream of electric designer jeans?”

And that was about it. I think Amelia was scared, or intensely attracted, and had to leave immediatley after I showed off my skills. I went to bed. It was a good day.

UPDATE: Since yesterday, I tried devising my halloween costume, not yet to be announced, out of cardboard mail. Similar to “wiki(chainmail)” however exclusively made with masking tape and cardboard squares. I ran into a few snags and have had to adjust my reasoning. It will be an excellent costume and I cannot let this second step into the cardboard costume foul me up.